12/4/99 1) When I
found out my husband was sleeping with the woman next door I was
devastated. I told him PLEASE don't move in with her, which he did anyway.
The only thing was, I kept asking him to move his stuff out and he
didn't have time because they were spending so much time together. I finally
had enough. I waited until I knew the two of them were out and then
I had all of my friends help me move his stuff over. We stacked it up
against her front door as high as we could and then outwards. We packed
it tight!!! The only way into her house was through this door because
her other door was a sliding patio door that was locked from the inside!!
When they got home, all the neighbors were standing around watching
them move things to get into the house. I watched from the window
next door and had a good laugh. They were furious, but I felt great!
They broke up a week later and he had to move it all again, only it
wasn't into my house.
2) I found out he
had a girlfriend the day after Christmas. He didn't buy
me any gifts but he had bought her a lot of stuff. He told me we couldn't
afford it because of the kids! He told me he was going to visit
his children from his first marriage for a couple of days over the holidays
and I found out that he had taken her with him and put her up in
a motel. No money huh?? For about a year before this he had been saving
these coupons that he got every time he bought gasoline from this particular
station. The coupons were used towards this very exclusive clothing
store in town. Since he was a police officer, he had the opportunity
to buy a lot of gas for his police cruiser and collect a lot of
coupons. He was saving them to buy a very expensive leather jacket for
himself. Well I was so angry when I found out he bought her all this
stuff for Christmas I decided that I deserved something too. I took
all his coupons which came to $450.00 and bought myself some really nice
clothes! When he came home after his little holiday he was mad! But
hey, so was I, but I sure looked good.
3) While my husband
was gone on a holiday to see his children from the first
marriage, I found out the truth about his girlfriend. I confronted
him on the telephone and he told me I was insane. I kept calling
him and he continued to lie to me and then hang up!! Finally he got
a long distance block on the telephone and I couldn't call him at all.
When I tried to get the block removed I found out I couldn't do anything
about it because the phone was in his name. This really made me
mad! So I got the phone company to come out and put another line into
the house in MY name with another phone number (HAH!!!!!) and I called
him again. He wanted to know how I could do that, but I wouldn't tell
him. I disconnected HIS phone from the wall so I couldn't hear it ring.
I left a message on his voice mail that said "If you are calling for Ray, he is out of
town with a slut named Tracy and you can reach him at
555-1212. If you are calling for me, then you know where to reach me."
He called the house and this is the message that he got too! When he
got back to the house he picked up MY phone and called the phone company
wanting to know WHAT the number was. They wouldn't tell him NOR would
they disconnect it BECAUSE it wasn't HIS. HAHAHAH. Talk about mad.
Not me. TJH
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