Divorce Pranks - First Wives Club; Don't Get Mad, Get Even!

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"my motto since my divorce: "men are from mars, women are from venus, but my ex is from uranus" <smile>" 12/21/99 Phyl

In her Oscar®-winning role in The Divorcee (1930), Norma Shearer plays Jerry, a man's woman with a male name and a male viewpoint. When her husband cheats, she evens the score with a one-night stand with his best friend before announcing to hubby: "From now on, you're the only man in the world that my door is closed to."


8/20/2000 My ex husband is a television engineer, I had enough of his antics and still had a key to the house we had together. I went over one day and had gotten a hold of a big magnet. I took the magnet and placed it in the center of his big 32 inch T.V he has. It left a huge white circle in the center of the picture when you turn the T.V on. He has never figured out what happened. I also took the magnet to his hard drive on his computer which totally wiped everything out. He still can't figure that one out.
 

04/22/2001 "one nite my ex got some calls from "Hard Harry" from the phone sex room at 2am LOL. What he was doing looking for hard harry I dont know??? Of course this also was blamed on me but I have no idea what hes talking about *wink*" anonymous


03/01/2001 While my husband and I were going through our divorce, I discovered a duffle back that I did not recognize. I opened the bag to find some very nice women's clothes and shoes. Some of the shoes were quite expensive. I figured these were his flings clothes. I greased every pair of shoes with vaseline and filled them with sand. There's no way she could ever clean all of this goo out. lololol. I hope she had fun.

~~**~~I have always been under the impression that if you are looking for a spell to turn a terrible person into a toad, you're too late...they already are.~~**~~
How to Turn Your Ex-Boyfriend into a Toad & Other Spells :For Love, Wealth, Beauty and Revenge



101 Ways to Dump on Your Ex



teaches nice women how to have it all - sex, money, romance - as well as how to dump that useless boyfriend.
 

8/5/2000 During the past 6 months, my ex's mistress has learned the art of cleaning eggs off her car without taking the paint with it. I guess I'll have to try bolona. lolol.

Janina

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