Divorce Pranks - First Wives Club; Don't Get Mad, Get Even!

Prank - 
"A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement."

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1. Of course, you all know about the 'SMELL". Well, guess who's going to get woken up tonight again with that awful smell (smells like really rotten eggs). He lost 3 hours sleep last night - he was complaining to his girlfriend this morning about it.

2. Either he or his girlfriend bought 5 pairs of Ralph Lauren teddy bear socks (all different styles) and they all cost $10.00 per pair. He now only has one of each set of socks.

3. He has oil on the back of all his winter jackets. They're now in the dryer so I know the oil has dried into it and stained it.

4. He had bought a $99.99 stereo for the family and when it broke, he decided to buy a $500.00 one that he informed me would be going with him. The only problem is, the only way to work it is with the controller, and gee the controller disappeared last night.

5. I boiled all his shirts and silk boxers - they're all shrunk now and the silk boxers bled - oh no !!!

6. This one my girlfriend's husband thought up, each dress shirt and all the new shirts his girlfriend gave him are missing one or more buttons.

7. The best, I have all his dirty underwear ready for him to take to his mommy's house. Of course, I did let the cat spray (he's going in to be neutered next week, thought I'd use him this week) all over them. The smell is horrendous.

8. He bought a $200.00 sleeping bag so he and his girlfriend could lay down and look up at the stars at night. Oh gosh, I stored up kitty litter remnants from 4 days and they accidentally went into the sleeping bag. Gee, he took that over to his mother's house last night. Hope she's enjoying the smell.

Charlotte


Album Sevens, She's Gonna Make It, by Garth Brooks

He followed her to work this morning.

He'd never seen that dress before.

She seemed to sail right through

Those dark clouds forming

That he knows he's headed for.

After seven years of marriage

He wanted out.

Now after seven months of freedom

It's clear there's no doubt.

She's gonna make it

And he never will.

He's at the foot of the mountain

And she's over that hill.

He's sinkin at sea

And her sails are filled

She's gonna make it

And he never will.

And you know it's not like she's forgot about him.

She's just dealing with the pain.

And the fact that she's survived so well without him.

You know it's driving him insane.

And the crazy thing about it

Is she'd take him back.

But the fool in him that walked out

Is the fool who just won't ask.

 

 

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