Divorce Pranks - First Wives Club; Don't Get Mad, Get Even!

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"When you choose the high road, and they are pranked."

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@'95 My ex had pulled a dirty trick to have a small amount of child support assigned. Three years later I was finally in court to have child support increased.

The judge nearly quadrupled the child support.

The whole court gasped.

My ex muttered, "But your Honor, that doesn't leave me enough to live on."

The judge wasn't sympathetic.

I knew he made $42K a year, 3xs as much money as I did.

He lived in KK's 4 bdrm home, drove her cars, she bought his Town & Country wardrobe. She made $56K a year.

They have no kids.

I wasn't sympathetic either.

My ex stormed out of court with me chasing him across the building floor to the elevator, the DA chasing me needing to finish some business with me, me trying to find out where I was to pick up the girls who'd been visiting their dad.  My ex refused to answer me as the elevator doors shut in front of the DA and I.  I felt a growing panic about how I was going to get the kids back.

My boyfriend ran out to follow my ex.  My kids had been waiting  in the car with KK driving around. My ex cooperates with my boyfriend and  walks to our car to put the kids' suitcases in our trunk.

*chuckling, shaking my head* The toy my boyfriend had brought along for me was in plain sight when he opened the trunk for my ex.  My boyfriend felt a little mortified, and felt some satisfaction as my ex put the suitcases in the trunk.

*coy smile* I still have both of those toys.

Cheryl

Fighting Fire with Fire by Davis Daniel (unavailable)

 

'93 My first husband of 20 years brought his girlfriend, KK, to our  daughter's First Communion.

Only 3 people from each communicant's family was allowed to sit downstairs.  I kept those tickets for my girlfriend, boyfriend, and myself. My ex and KK sat in the balcony with our 5yo daughter.

As I was walking to the parking lot alone after the ceremony, I see KK. I grimaced and kept on walking.

To my boyfriend and girlfriend's surprise, they watch KK chase after me. They chase after her.

My ex chases after them.

She pulls in front of me, sticks out her hand, and says, "Cheryl, no one is introducing us. I just want to introduce myself. I'm Kristen."

I looked at her hand and then up in her eyes. I sternly told her, "Kristen, you violated my home. I'm leaving you alone and I want you to leave me alone."

She turned beet red and froze in her tracks.

My ex stood there doing nothing.

I turned and walked to my car.

I had insisted our 5 and 8yo daughters go with their dad to their oldest sister's home where KK was fitting our oldest daughter's wedding dress. He'd seen his daughters so rarely, I thought he'd want a good visit. 

45 minutes later he returned the girls, and my ex was returning to CA.

A few months later I learn a male friend of mine had been sitting in the balcony at the First Communion. He says, "You mean that woman who was so enamored with her own looks?!?"

Yep, that's the one. Dressed from head to toe, even with a wide brimmed hat, right out of Town & Country Magazine.

Cheryl

 

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