Divorce Pranks - First Wives Club; Don't Get Mad, Get Even!

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Men are not the only

deadbeats.
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"She" can be one too!

When you look at the deadbeat sites, ask yourself if you're behaving like a deadbeat, and remember that men are victims of  "her" deadbeat  mentality also.

Whether you are a custodial parent, a non-custodial parent, a first wife, a second wife, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, ask yourself if you're behaving in the best interest of the child.

 

"Jogging with my dog Butch off-leash on a beautiful sunny day,  I turned a familiar corner.  At the end of the cul-de-sac I noticed a large moving truck, with several pieces of furniture obviously preparing to be loaded into the open gate of the truck. 

As we jogged past, my dog did something he had never done before.  He broke stride, trotted over to  an expensively upholstered love seat, casually  lifted a leg and disgraced himself in public.

I was mortified.  Calling Butch over to me I apologized profusely to the man loading the furniture.  However, his reaction bewildered me.  He was smiling broadly.

His next words lifted the confusion:  "Oh that's alright!  Don't worry about it, he's done me a favor.   I'm in the middle of a nasty divorce, and yesterday the court said she got all of the furniture.  So I'm loading it in the truck for her.  Do you think we could interest Butchie in a fine antique chair before its loaded in the van?

 

 

"We are the court fools, who must ridicule the ideas and suppositions put before us. By our pranks, we force people to challenge their assumptions, and look at things in another way. By our pranks, we reopen the minds of others to another view of reality. By our pranks, we make people think."

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